A rather plump man saw an advertisement that read “Lose 10lbs in 5 days- guaranteed or your money back”, so he decided to send off for it.
The following day, there was a knock on the door and there in front of his very eyes stood a beautiful, sexy, scantilly clad 19 year old doll.
She said that she was there for his weight loss program and that if he could catch her, he could make love with her. Then suddenly she ran off.
The man, without thinking, ran after her. Unfortunately she was too fast for him and after a few miles he gave up.
This happened for the next five days and every day he failed to catch her.
After 5 days he weighed himself and found to his delight that he had lost 10 lbs
So the next day he called the same company and paid them for their 5 day 20 pound weight loss program.
As sure as eggs are eggs the next day there is a knock on the door. He opens it to be confronted with the most beautiful woman he has ever seen and all she is wearing is a bikini…..and running shoes. She repeats the same offer as the previous woman and for 5 days the man tries unsuccesfully to catch her.
After this 5 day period he weighs himself and is astonished that he has lost another 20 lbs.
He was now much lighter and getting fitter so thought that he should go for broke and joined the 5 day, 5o pound scheme. He telephones the weight loss company and a woman says are you sure as this is a very stressful scheme. Sure replies the man I feel better than I have done in years.
The next day he waits patiently for the knock on the door and when it happens he opens the door excitedly. There standing in front of him is a 6 foot muscular man wearing nothng but a thong and pink trainers. He says If I catch you you are mine all mine.
The man lost his 50 pounds in 5 days but didn’t try the weight loss program any more
